Friday, November 24, 2006
Ordinary Boys miss their chance
Poised for massive success, pop group The Ordinary Boys could have had it all.
We've never heard their music, and haven't seen Big Brother where lead singer Preston made an appearance.
But now, with their latest video in production, they were ready to take the next step: Morris dancing.
London Pride was booked for a part in the video, as one element of a multi-faceted performance. With our addition, their success was assured.
Unfortunately, it was not to be. One day before filming, we were told the video was "massively overbudget" and we weren't needed. We should unstrap our bells and go back to normal.
We are very sorry. Without our help, the Ordinary Boys may struggle on to some sort of fame. But just think lads. Without Morris dancing, will it really be worth it?