The Kanssens' dog Myrtle is now the official London Pride animal.
She's turned up to one practice, and appears to tolerate Morris - and there are some would say that's as much as we can expect from anyone. And it's about time we had a beast.
Is it a a dangerous warping of Morris tradition, to have a female animal? I don't know, but a more serious objection would be that she's better looking than any of us.
(I should say, those bells aren't attached. Yet)